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Tired Of Traffic? New DOT Report Urges Drivers: 'Honk'



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The Department of Transportation reports gridlock can be eliminated by simply honking your car's horn.
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honking will sollve ... ( 6 months ago by nikt374)
honking will sollve 90% of traffic problems the remaining 10% can be solved with a combination of swearing and fist shaking
OK GUYS THIS ... ( 5 months ago by BabehLJ)
OK GUYS THIS WOULDNT WORK BECAuSE EVERYONE WOULD HOnK... GOD UR ALL SO STUPID.. ITS OBVIOUS REALLY.
ROFL....LOVE the ' ... ( 5 months ago by Thrashaero)
ROFL....LOVE the 'high-tech' computer animation and the incredibly courteous moving cars due to one's honking.
wont people run out ... ( 5 months ago by CuteBeaner)
wont people run out of "honks" faster?
ROFL This is ... ( 5 months ago by Daikili)
ROFL This is absolutely hilarious!! I love how the Onion makes a great video out of stupid people honking their horns uselessly when stuck in traffic. And almost even better, the idiots who never clue in that it's all satire. The Onion ought to make a Youtube video about that.
Yeah this is a ... ( 5 months ago by DeagleBeagle)
Yeah this is a satire of people just getting mad over traffic and complaining when it isn't gonna solve the problem. Many idiots on the road just honk and expect to just get on through the millions of other cars in front of them.
ZOMG!!! There's ... ( 5 months ago by vegassilenttype)
ZOMG!!! There's people that don't recognize this as satire? Looks like this babehLJ guy a few spaces below me is one of them! LOLOLOLOLOLOL Pwned
I tend to use the ... ( 5 months ago by OctopusVsElephant)
I tend to use the middle finger rhythm method,
I notice it helps set the tone for the next day in traffic and raises morale on the freeways so we can all work another day for the corporate cunt until we die of cancer you pancake eating freaks.
This is awesome. ... ( 5 months ago by cwalwanis)
This is awesome. I'm constantly amazed and amused by people honking in attempt to make things happen. It is amzing that people can truly think that honking and or yelling at people will make people want to help them out more.
I was agreeing with ... ( 5 months ago by jordanthecat)
I was agreeing with your comment entirely until you made the derogatory reference to pancakes.
Array ( 5 months ago by nickisan)
1-800-91-honk
lol
please excuse me, ... ( 5 months ago by 186282396)
please excuse me, but I would like to pass!
rofl.....u amuse me ... ( 5 months ago by veronicachic)
rofl.....u amuse me....
That's a very valid ... ( 5 months ago by WhoopMQ)
That's a very valid concern. The cost of honk juice will probably skyrocket in result of this new report.
... ( 5 months ago by psycho2)
no-you-may-not-because-I-would-like-to-pass-and-tell-the-fool-behind-you-to-stop-honking-he-is-not-going-to-move-any-faster
i find this to be ... ( 4 months ago by spb2111)
i find this to be an added bonus of these already hilarious videos. When i'm done with a video, i like to read the comments and laugh at people who take them seriously.
Hehehehe tell that ... ( 4 months ago by nikeakle)
Hehehehe tell that to the morons in NY and LA. They hook their horn just like that, no fucking reason or clue.
hahahah. New York ... ( 4 months ago by youdontknowme90)
hahahah. New York City for ya. Honking every second for no reason.
Oppositronic: DUH!!! ( 4 months ago by daguy1234)
Oppositronic: DUH!!!
to get rid of the ... ( 4 months ago by Roan1414)
to get rid of the other %10 swear and fist shake. LOL
HONK HONK HONK - ... ( 3 months ago by Carfer22)
HONK HONK HONK - its that simple!!! LOL
HONK IF YOU LIKE ... ( 3 months ago by Lightstrikers)
HONK IF YOU LIKE THIS VIDEO.
copy and paste.
Shit , i thought it ... ( 2 months ago by azerty1537)
Shit , i thought it was cnn :). I took the beginning seriously.
OH , my stmach hurts ( 5 days ago by andrewbnkjv)
OH , my stmach hurts



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