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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased - 1999 (Part 2 of 6)

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Eleventh George Carlin concert special. You Are All Diseased

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Same here, in fact ... ( 3 weeks ago by LesPaul902)

Same here, in fact I don't wash my hands, hoping that it gives me a virus so i will have an excuse to get up the next morning and not do my daily routine!!!

The Thames was like ... ( 3 weeks ago by prfctday)

The Thames was like that when I was a kid Really dirty with shopping trollies, old bicycles and all. We all used to swim in summer.

mynameisracer... ... ( 3 weeks ago by BLAGASPANTS)

mynameisracer... wow, it's a fucking joke you dumb fuck.
Ya know that thing that makes you laugh you boring fuck.

Just to say, I've ... ( 3 weeks ago by XPator)

Just to say, I've seen some documentary on Blues, and it was actually invented by black people in a depressing situation in your society. It was mainly made by black field workers or black miners. Carlin just jokes about white men not having substancial rights to have the blues.

He's really angry... ( 2 weeks ago by ruf11)

He's really angry...

"Good--FUCK 'EM! .. ... ( 2 weeks ago by VanillaSlash)

"Good--FUCK 'EM! ...Goes nice with a CELL PHONE!" Brilliant. Just. Brilliant! o.0

angers funny ( 2 weeks ago by Ken211)

angers funny

I want to meet him, ... ( 2 weeks ago by missyashley627)

I want to meet him, hug him and say "Why do you hate our kind so?"
But I agree wholeheartedly.

First 60 seconds, ... ( 2 weeks ago by Kn1t3)

First 60 seconds, has happened to me, I almost lost my life multiple times.
Humans are becoming weak if you were to ask me.
RIP George.

A BIG BROWN DICK ( 1 week ago by elZiltcho)

A BIG BROWN DICK

I fucking hate ... ( 1 week ago by Squeglee)

I fucking hate people who are shocked if you eat something that has fallen on the ground. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING GERM AFRAID FAGGOTS!!!

It's more to do ... ( 1 week ago by Ed0c)

It's more to do with the fact you'd look like a complete hobo, eating it off the floor, but carry on hardman.

The only time i ... ( 1 week ago by DENZIS666)

The only time i wash my hands is when i've been handling or cleaning out my reptiles, taken a shit, or been working outside.
And yet I've only ever gotten sick a handful of times in the last 5 years.

i lol'd at 3:30 ( 1 week ago by angelikal)

i lol'd at 3:30

the white actors ... ( 1 week ago by barnettmetal)

the white actors doing the blues has to be Ackroyd and Belushi they fuckin sucked

Pure fucking genius ... ( 1 week ago by KeyboardJockey1980)

Pure fucking genius!!

Fallacy of a smart ... ( 1 week ago by tracksabbath29)

Fallacy of a smart species: they get physically weaker. And humans are getting a whole lot weaker. A whole lot.

Freud had a cigar ... ( 1 week ago by EllieBeans1984)

Freud had a cigar fixation.
chewed and smoked three a day even with cheek cancer.

Please look up the ... ( 4 days ago by TomatoBreadOrgasm)

Please look up the word "fallacy."
And we can overpower plenty of species in physical strength, fucker.

well obviously we ... ( 4 days ago by tracksabbath29)

well obviously we can overpower flowers and squirrels and stuff, but I mean we're getting weaker compared to before. Our medicines were once to cure a few sick, but now we're reliant on them. Even brushing our teeth, for example. No other animal has to, but if we don't we'll get gum diseasse because we've grown dependant on it.

Wow... That's ... ( 3 days ago by TomatoBreadOrgasm)

Wow... That's really not true, preventative medicine is the reason we live longer than any other aging animal (turtles don't really age, per se) and gum disease has been a reality for almost as long as their have been gums for bacteria to eat. Pet dogs, for example, the bones sold for them promote healthy teeth and prevent the decay all animals go through.
Not trying to pick on you, just correcting.

yeah we live long ... ( 3 days ago by tracksabbath29)

yeah we live long because we have all this medicine and technology, but without it we'd live shorter lives than we should because we're dependent on all these things. And we do sell things to help dogs teeth, because we're doing to them exactly what we did to ourselves. I'm not trying to pick on you either, and i like having all these things, but it does make us weaker.

No! D bag... we ... ( 3 days ago by hairypoose)

No! D bag... we havent reliant on toothpaste(as your example). That would be saying that through evolution in DNA, new people being born are already reliant on toothpaste. WRONG. If you start using toothpaste in your lifetime, its not going to affect the generations of people after you.

you're right, but i ... ( 3 days ago by tracksabbath29)

you're right, but i don't think you get what i wsa implying. I feel stupid arguing toothpaste now, but our gums need toothpaste because it's been killing the germs for us, rather than have our immune systems work on it themselves. It doesn't have to be generational, but if you use toothpaste that you'll need to because your body will stop fighting the plaque itself. I didn't mean your parent's DNA change.
Are we done with this now? Can we just agree that Carlin is awesome?

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